Los Traders is gone. Update 61 discontinued it and put the RNG Machine in its place — a luck-based gamble whose pool runs from Common all the way to OG. If you traded regularly, this is a bigger change than the fourteen new brainrots that shipped alongside it, because Los Traders was a fixed reference point and the thing replacing it is deliberately random.
What the RNG Machine Is
- A gambling machine: you spend to roll and receive a brainrot from a weighted pool.
- The pool currently holds 28 brainrots, spanning Common through OG rarity.
- It is upgradeable, and upgrades change what you can pull.
- The highest upgrade tier is locked behind MAX rebirth, so it is not reachable early.
- Both Secret Lucky Block and Brainrot God Lucky Block sit inside the pool.
The real drop rates have not been published. The wiki lists relative chance figures per brainrot but states plainly that the developer has not confirmed the actual odds. Any site quoting you exact RNG Machine percentages is presenting an estimate as a fact.
What Is Actually in the Pool
The pool spans an enormous income range. At the low end sit brainrots earning a little over a thousand per second; higher up you find Quackalena at $265K/s, La Vacca Saturno Saturnita at $325K/s, and Gelatina Volatina — one of the new Update 61 Secrets. A representative slice, ordered by the relative chance figure the wiki lists:
| Brainrot | Income/sec | Relative chance (unconfirmed) |
|---|---|---|
| Bandito Axolito | $1.2K/s | 90 |
| Pipi Watermelon | $1.3K/s | 85 |
| Los Noobinis | $12.5K/s | 80 |
| Toiletto Focaccino | $16K/s | 76 |
| Tic Tic Ribbit | $18.7K/s | 75 |
| Brainrot God Lucky Block | Depends | 71 |
| Matteo | $50K/s | 70 |
| Espresso Signora | $70K/s | 67 |
| Pakrahmatmamat | $215K/s | 65 |
| Quackalena | $265K/s | 61 |
| Secret Lucky Block | Depends | 59.5 |
| La Vacca Saturno Saturnita | $325K/s | 59 |
| Fishboard | $825K/s | 51 |
The two Lucky Blocks are worth treating separately. Their income reads "Depends" because the payout is itself randomised — rolling for one stacks two layers of chance, so its expected return is materially harder to reason about than a fixed-income brainrot at the same listed chance.
What This Changes If You Trade
Los Traders gave the community a stable anchor. When a fixed system offers a known exchange, players calibrate their sense of fair value against it, whether or not they use it. Removing it takes that anchor away, and replacing it with undisclosed odds means there is no new anchor to calibrate against yet.
Three practical consequences
- ✓Expect wider spreads on offers for a while. When a reference point disappears, the gap between what buyers and sellers think is fair gets larger before it settles.
- ✓Be more sceptical of "this is worth X because I rolled it" arguments. Rarity from a gamble is not the same as rarity from scarcity, because anyone can roll again.
- ✓Machine-obtainable brainrots have a supply tap that stays open. That is a downward pressure on value the longer the machine stays in the game.
Undisclosed odds are a pricing problem, not just a fairness one
You cannot compute expected value without probabilities. Until the developer publishes real rates, nobody — including us — can tell you whether a roll is worth its cost. Anyone who claims otherwise is working from the same unconfirmed numbers you are.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Los Traders coming back?
Nothing has been announced. The wiki records it as discontinued with the RNG Machine listed as its successor, and the next machine after that as unknown.
What are the real RNG Machine odds?
Unknown. The developer has not published them. The chance figures circulating are relative community estimates, and we have labelled them as unconfirmed everywhere they appear on this page.
Do I need MAX rebirth to use it?
No, only for the highest upgrade tier. The machine itself is usable earlier, but some upgrades require specific rebirth thresholds.
Does rolling a rare brainrot make it valuable?
Not by itself. Trade value comes from what people will actually give up for an item, and an item with an open supply tap tends to drift downward over time regardless of how it felt to obtain. Check the item page rather than the roll animation.
Where did this information come from?
The RNG Machine and Update 61 pages on the Steal a Brainrot wiki, read on 14 August 2026.
The RNG Machine is new and its documentation is still incomplete. Pool contents, upgrade requirements, and odds may all change. This reflects what could be confirmed on 14 August 2026.